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“After the Brexit vote I can confirm that we will be dumping the metric system.” confirmed Sir Buggers Luggeridge KB, when Pointless Letters reached out for comment. “We will also be recommending that we go back to using old money, that British passports should be blue again, that globes should be coloured in pink and that shoeless urchins singing happy songs be reintroduced to our cities immediately.”