Me: I feel like there are more books every time I come back to the room.
Roommate: They’re probably multiplying. You left them alone for too long.
Me: They’re reproducing!
Roommate: …
Me: What do you think would happen if my Indian feminist literature and my Medieval English literature books tried to have a baby book? What would that book be like? Which book would it take after? Would it combine their interests into one super book or rebel against them and be its own book?
Roommate: …
Me: …
Roommate: …
Me: I need to go to bed.