Comments Off on When I am having a bad day, I like to think about deviant Klingons.
It is easy. First think of something cute or gentle. Then think if a Klingon whose love of that thing is their secret shame.
Adolescent Klingons getting caught looking at fluffy kitten photos online and their parents wonder where they went wrong.
Vegetarian Klingons carefully preparing a home cooked meal using vegetables they had to smuggle into their house so the neighbors wouldn’t know.
Klingons who go to secret clubs to engage in gentle, vanilla sex and/or cuddling.
Klingons who collect pacifist literature.
Klingons who just want to wear jewel tones.