tinierpurplefishes:

sapphiredoves:

moisemorancy:

niggod:

kevingetem:

a girl who really loves u gon start sounding like ya mom after a while cause she only wants the best for u b

facts

Real shit my nigga.

Wow. I actually do do this. 

“Did you eat yet? Why tf not??”

“Call them and tell them you’re not coming in because you have the flu. I don’t give a fuck what they say! I’ll call them myself and tell them if you need me to!”

“Don’t you buy that damn motorcycle, you gon go speeding everywhere and get hurt! Stay your ass in a car!”

No, but seriously, this is a big part of why single people have a lower life expectancy. Having someone looking out for you makes a difference.