shadesofmauve:

pyoorkate:

shadesofmauve:

I’m going to give lessons. “Make your rhododendron look like a mushroom in ninety minutes or less!”

Impressive. Now you just need to trim the other one to look like Mario ;)

Thus far my topiary skills have been limited to ‘mushroom.’ I’ll have to work on that. Maybe I could manage a koopa…

I’d offer to help but my topiary skills are largely limited to “mauled by a jaguar with poor impulse control”.