Writing Cover Letters

tinierpurplefishes:

shadesofmauve:

Also known as “an exercise in making you hate yourself and the world at large” or “practice by which you can render tasks such as ‘folding clothes’ or ‘four hours straight of computer solitaire’ sound like heaven by comparison”.

Cover letters are very possibly my least favorite part of job hunting, which is, overall, possibly my least favorite thing I’ve ever done :(

They are a vile, vile thing that takes all my insecurities and allows them to dance around the room mocking me, I find.