rememberwhenyoutried:

ralphspoilsportmotors:

kaalashnikov:

only 90s kids remember:

• the relative freedom of being a small child in a good economic time and simply having fun with all those shitty weird 90s toys instead of worrying about the crushing weight of capitalism run amok

Most 6 year olds today still aren’t clamoring to be read bedtime stories out of the Economist, yo.

“Mummy, please don’t tell me about the budget deficit again!“

“Be quiet, Samantha! This isn’t the carefree 90s, when you could play around with your transforming cars and your sylvanian families without a care in the world! This is 2015, and you simply must know every detail of the government’s failed fiscal policy.”

“Can’t I just skip the bedtime story and go straight to lying in the dark with my eyes wide open worrying about all those bills you keep showing me?”

“No. Ignorance is not bliss, Samantha. Now get your notebook ready.”