Dinosaurs

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seananmcguire:

animatedamerican:

seananmcguire:

animatedamerican:

patrickat:

Scientists say we’ll be able to clone actual dinosaurs by 2020. GoP says science knows nothing; we’ll be able to put an actual dinosaur in the White House as soon as January 2017.

BUT LET’S NOT.

BUT LET’S.

allow me to clarify my position

METAPHORICAL DINOSAUR IN THE WHITE HOUSE: LET’S NOT

ACTUAL LITERAL FIRST PET DINOSAUR IN THE WHITE HOUSE: YES LET’S

Ahhhhhhh yes okay.  I was going RAPTOR PRESIDENT, and let me tell you, I am ALL ABOUT raptor president’s State of the Union.

“RARAHGHGHGHRHBFHGGGHHG!!!!”
“OH GOD RAPTOR PRESIDENT JUST ATE CONGRESS!”

…new representatives are elected, raptor president is fed, everyone wins.