gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

“voting for ukip is a protest vote!”

that’s nice

what happens when they get into power

is everybody going to sit in awkward silence in their living rooms, clutching the daily mail in one hand and a rich tea biscuit in the other as they silently mouth “i didn’t mean it”

it’s too late

sirens sound

nigel farage kicks your door down

he pins you to the chair

“i heard your great-grandmother was polish” he snarls

in the distance, a dog howls