Past half way

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2000 words I thought. Easy I thought. Fuck no. Because (a) this is not a normal essay, and (b) 2000 words is simultaneously too short (I can’t waffle) and too long (I keep coming up with very short ways to say things so as to keep it under 2000 words and then finding, like I have at the moment, that I’ve only got 1039). But at least I’ve got 1039. 10 minutes ago I had 877 and felt like putting my head through the screen. Those 200 words, they cost me dear, I’ve been fiddling with it for ages. Hopefully I can now get on with the bloody thing.

KateWE

Kate's allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She's definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She's also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, she's here to reassure that it's all fine.