Category: Tumblr crossposts

Crossposts from tumblr (for posterity)

  • wrotemyown:

    mailidhonn:

    coto524:

    coto524:

    saethwr:

    coto524:

    as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

    and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

    #okay but can any of y’all even pronounce your own town names tho? #bye”

    yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people can’t even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird ones

    #But are you aware your language literally looks like a potato rolled across a keyboard”

    fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoral

    fun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet – just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know – and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the time

    fun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like they’ve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isn’t anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The Empire is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected

    I could kiss this post a million times over and coto524 would still not understand the level of my love for it and them

    I am not welsh but i love this fucking language and i s2g anyone shitting on it is gonna get my foot up their ass bc it makes more sense than english when you bother to learn how it works, and it’s gorgeous, and fuck you.

  • xvnot15:

    k3lb0y:

    sonoanthony:

    firstoffletmesayi:

    onlyblackgirl:

    sonoanthony:

    sonoanthony:

    last point of today: nobody can rock a bright yellow dress better than a DARK SKINNED woman 

    like i mean…

    truly my aesthetic, idk about y’all

    Yet we’re always told to never wear bright vibrant colors. ????

    That contrast is phenomenal.

    10/10 would also recommend bright ass blue.

    Can somebody reblog this with a photoset of dark skinned women in bright ass blue dresses pls?

    Yeah I can

    I love how much this blew up because it’s so positive and honestly we need more posts like this encouraging our dark skinned sisters

    Brilliant Beauty

  • richiewhite:

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

    The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
    And poof he disappears

    This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

    But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

  • marthawells:

    burntlikethesun:

    I’m not having a pop at Elementary, but Benedict is a lot more famous than anybody on their show. – Moffat
    image

    I’d rather Lucy Liu played Doctor Strange. (Of course she would have done a better job at Alan Turing, too.)

  • dirtyartkid:

    dr-archeville:

    best-of-memes:

    Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015

    OMG

    Now I want to play a prestidigitation bard who does simple magic tricks while he tells jokes he’s written to music.

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    silktum:

    squided:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    sailoruranus:

    thank u for saving bi lions

    im so proud of the lions for coming out

    reblog if u support saving bi lions

    image

  • tinierpurplefishes:

    rachelreine:

    cryfarting:

    magebirb:

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT BIRD THIS IS please tell me it’s me

    it’s a black-throated bushtit!

    I thought you were kidding but no, it is indeed a bushtit 

    bushtits are no bullshit

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    ursula-vernon:

    When their humans left, the houses were left to fend for themselves.
    Most sank into a state perhaps analogous to a coma, uncaring of what
    became of them or of what wildlife nested in their eaves.

    Some
    houses attempted to attract or entrap more residents. These were for the
    most part easily avoided. Mourning dove carcasses would pile up inside
    the front door, and any explorer who ignored a large stack of dead birds
    was considered to deserve whatever happened to them.

    A few,
    enraged at their abandonment, became frankly dangerous and had to be
    burned. In those cases, even the remains of foundations were believed
    have an unpleasant effect upon the sensitive.

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