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MEANWHILE, AT THE DAILY RECORD:
“Donald Trump’s won the election. We need a headline.”
“Aye, no bother boss.”
“Mind now, it needs to be tactful. Find that balance. Be diplomatic, but Scottish.”
“Boss, don’t worry. I’m on it.”