tinierpurplefishes:

shadesofmauve:

fenrislorsrai:

shadow-dio-sama:

fOR THE SINNER ON THE GO THE BLOOD AND BODY OF CHRIST IN ONE CONVENIENT TIDY PACKAGE 

make sure not to store these too close to the K-cups or this will end badly.  eat the coffee grounds, drink the Jesus!

Soooo, do they transubstantiate in the factory, or does that have to be done locally?

Also: “But moooom, I thought it was going to be jell-o!”

Just make sure you stop after opening the second seal. If you keep going, things get apocalyptic fast