Xerox rep: And here above the big paper tray in the feeder unit there’s this secret compartment.
Me: Oh, good — we can keep the kittens there!
Xerox rep: Uh…
Me: We’ve had problems. Management doesn’t want us to keep kittens here anymore. A hiding place would be useful.
Xerox rep: …okay.
Xerox rep: There’s another secret compartment down here, under the pass-through unit. Definitely do NOT store kittens in that one. The hair could get up into the machinery.
Me: …how about very small goats?
Xerox Rep: No. They KICK.
Xerox Rep: WHAT KIND OF OFFICE IS THIS, ANYWAY?