Mostly lemon based

Day: June 27, 2015

  • theanti90smovement:

    ironicgayguy:

    theanti90smovement:

    I can’t believe “people should be paid livable wages” is a controversial opinion

    I can’t believe children that don’t have jobs think they understand an economy without even taking a single economics course

    come here….i got a secret for you…you might want to grab some tissues…are you ready? ROnald Reagan is DEAD. 

  • iuwans:

    smurflewis:

    smurflewis:

    smurflewis:

    Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:

    “Man, it’s a zoo in here!”

    Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.

    Then I realized.

    I work at a zoo.

    Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,

    “You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”

    Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.

    Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled

    “WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”

    I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me

    you are awesome

  • shadesofmauve:

    thenoisyfrog:

    Off to have fun with shadesofmauve and my clone!

    AND WE ARE!

    (Both ourselves AND having fun)

    Eddie Izzard *rocks*.

    However.

    When I went to Uni, before I’d even heard of Eddie Izzard, everyone said to me ‘Oh, you talk like Eddie Izzard’.

    God damn it no.

    Eddie Izzard talked like Meeeeeee.

  • stuunalee:

    nothingeverlost:

    I talked to an eight year old little girl yesterday and admired her Thor shirt.  I asked her if Thor was her favorite Avenger.  She shook her head and said "we can’t find a Black Widow shirt.”

    @ marvel : you pricks

  • micdotcom:

    The images of Dylan Roof in custody provided a stark contrast between how police treat black and white Americans. Compare those photos to others of late, where officers reacted with violence and murder to black people. It’s injustice plain as day — and these few incidents are just scratching the surface.

  • lowerclass-uppercase:

    childservices:

    I love when I wake up with new rights

    Now i can get married in every state: solid, liquid, gas, and, most surprisingly, texas