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booksandpublishing:

“In the gallery beyond: more dead.” – The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt (hardback)

It’s literally “love is for the weak” ????

“It was, like most of the rooms in the Institute, an unused bedroom, meant for visiting Shadowhunters.” – Clockwork Prince 

LIKE LITERALLY ACTUALLY WTF

“All righty. I’ll leave you to it, then.” – To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before by Jenny Han. 

This young man’s credentials were satisfactory, my father and my aunt (who had always looked after the children’s welfare) were satisfied, and I acquiesced. – Crooked House – Agatha Christie

“Alas! My own hand feels as light as a feather.” – The Return of the King

Oh, God.

“There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made.”
-The Silmarillion

Okay so

The nearest book to me right now is The Fountainhead.

So I thought “oh boy, this’ll be PERFECT”

Instead, I got, “It was the year 1892.”

Ayn Rand always screws things up.

could be worse

mine’s blank XD

I don’t know yet, sir, I’ll keep you informed
– Heart of Valor

…oh dear:

‘Remember, questions on the NCLEX-RN exam are not designed to trick you.’

Hrm, perhaps it shouldn’t be a nursing text book. Let’s go with the next nearest…

‘But the mere existence of individual variability and some few well-marked varieties, though necessary as the foundation for the work, helps us but little in understanding how species arise in nature.’

Damn you Darwin.