The worst essay I’ve ever written

Is undoubtly not the one that I’ve just handed in; but the one I just handed is pretty bad. Not in the sense of being ‘a bad essay’. It’s reasonably readable, the grammar is okay, the spelling’s good. It’s well referenced. It just doesn’t really answer the question very well.

Oh well.

Anyway, today I’m going to have a look at my motorcycle.

Yes.

I will.

I promise.